Cool watch

Orvis Operartion Overlord watch is awesome. I know this is kind of an advertisement but it's still a cool watch and I like cool watches especially ones with military style stuff like the dial on this one with both 12 hour and 24 hour and the red hand makes it look like a tool not some fancy jewelry.

149 dollars at orvis.com If I lived some kind of lifestyle in some other tax bracket I would pretend that's cheap and call it a beater watch.

I guess I just wasn't made for these times.

random crap

You should google yourself.

I searched my name in google today after reading an article about it. I figured it's been a while. I was surprised to find one of my projects had been featured in a Lincoln Electric iWeld newsletter back in Jan 2010. I don't remember ever getting the email so it was funny seeing something I had done get some sort of street cred with me unawares. Check it out either in the link or click the huge picture I posted above. https://www.lincolnelectric.com/LEExtranet/community/newsletters/archive_detail.aspx?id=2453

I would think they would send me a $2k TIG welder for the 15minutes it took to write my article but sadly no. Though giving back to the internets after taking so so much is sort of rewarding.

So google your name because maybe you will find something you did that you forgot about and didn't have the chance to brag to anyone.

BTW Lincoln Electric how about sending me something that TIG welder or a shirt? I would totally make a blog post about it and like five people read this.

Babies the final frontier..The real one!

We can send a man or two to the moon or if you are crazy we never sent anyone to the moon. Somehow we can't manage crying temper tantrum babies? I just created a new start up business re purposing decommissioned space gear for baby control.

END YOUR BABIES TANTRUM WITH THE POWER OF THE SPACE RACE AND COLD WAR TECHNOLOGY!

ASTRO helmet silences all screaming with built in helmet COM system to monitor baby crying and puts you in the drivers seat with volume control.
-200psi pressure rating
-flip down blast shield
-adjustable 2 way intercom
-230 dB sound suppresion
-puke resistant
-GPS tracking with indoor tracking matrix
-Prevents Back sneaker and Backscratcher intrusion attack

Asbestos free gloves reduce dexterity so baby can't injure himself by grabbing noxious chemicals or groceries from the shelves.
- 600F titanium heat shielding
- 600 rad radiation shielding
-fully kevlar lined
-full kevlar stiching
-velcro pacifier strapping

Titan 3 support boots with ultra low acceleration index prevent baby escape
-mag shielded with MSD 6AL ignition system
- HEMI 426psi puncture resitance
- nomex lined
- vulture proof soles

Part of the Newly designed Phoenix R-Type IV revision of the complete compatible baby waste/noxious fume atmospheric expellent prevention suit.

Hershey's has a new chocolate bar!

Hershey's Air Delight is good.

If you are like me you don't eat chocolate bars. The last time I ate a chocolate bar I was punched in the face.

You see I love eating chocolate but hate waiting for the chewed up chunks of chocolate to melt. So one day when I was on the freeway and feeling really impatient I just spat the unmelted bits of chocolate out the window. Some guy got pissed and forced me to the side of the road and punched me in the face. I could understand why he was so mad because his windshield was covered in chocolate! And it was obvious his wipers did nothing!

Don't worry no more black eyes for me because this chocolate bar has all these tiny air holes that were put in there by those small men in that chocolate movie. Oh wait never mind this chocolate is made in Mexico not Wonkas factory. All these air holes mean it melts so much faster and when you bite it it breaks up into tiny delicious bits of chocolate!

Plus since we don't get the Nestle Aero Bar this is the closest thing we will get unless you want to find someone on ebay selling foreign chocolate.

this woman

This woman liked standing on the seaweed. She also jumped on the piles of seaweed. I couldn't figure out why so I assumed she was either insane or from some Asian country where they don't have seaweed. I think she just like popping it which makes me think she was crazy because old people only like hanging dozens of shirts in the back of their cars and putting fiber in things were it doesn't belong.

Romance is Banana Bread and a clown suit.

In the news today a man was arrested for delivering banana bread to a woman. The thing is she had a restraining order against him, and he was dressed as a clown makeup and all and seen skipping up the stairs with an umbrella. The man was arrested with 9 felony charges.

Ya that will win her back.

So funny I had to draw him.

http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=15494504

I think I changed my mind.

For most of my life the minivan was the worst car imaginable. Men with bad skin and horrible haircuts looked so depressed driving them on the freeways. Then there is those stupid stickers of cartoon versions of the family on the back who are most likely bored to tears by the poor vehicular choice.

Today I realized I am an idiot. Honda oddyssey on SSRs. Of course mine would need around 375HP or so.

trying to find something to post.

lazy and bored with this blog. thinking of giving it up for adoption. or turning it into a blog where I post what I wear everyday. oh wait I have something to post!

I made creme brulee it was great. Also it was my first time smelling/tasting actual vanilla beans. I had to do it right and broke out my propane torch which usually sees use melting off undercoating from my Cutlass.